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song:to-morrow [2018/07/09 12:24] – created Jeff Biglersong:to-morrow [2018/07/09 12:25] (current) Jeff Bigler
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 +====== To Morrow ======
  
 +by Bob Gibson
 +
 +I started on a journey, about a year ago
 +To a little town called "Morrow" in the state of Ohio.
 +I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know
 +That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.
 +
 +So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
 +For tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed.
 +Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return
 +No later than tomorrow, for I haven't time to burn."
 +
 +Said he to me, "Now let me see if I have heard you right:
 +You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night?
 +You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today,
 +For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.
 +
 +If you had gone to Morrow yesterday, now don't you see,
 +You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three;
 +For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right,
 +Today it goes to Morrow and returns tomorrow night.
 +
 +Said I, "My friend, it seems to me you're talking through your hat;
 +There is a town named 'Morrow' on the line, now tell me that!"
 +"There is," said he, "but take from me a quiet little tip:
 +To go from here to Morrow is a fourteen-hour trip.
 +
 +The train today to Morrow leaves today at eight thirty-five,
 +At half past ten tomorrow is the time it should arrive.
 +So if from here to Morrow is a fourteen-hour jump,
 +Can you go today to Morrow and get back today, you chump?"
 +
 +Said I, "I'd like to go to Morrow, but can't I go today
 +And get to Morrow by tonight, if there is no delay?"
 +"Well, well," said he to me, "and I've got no more to say;
 +Can't get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today!"
 +
 +Said I, "I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say:
 +How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?"
 +Said he, "You can not go to Morrow any more today,
 +For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way."
 +
 +I was so disappointed I was mad enough to swear;
 +The train had gone to Morrow, and had left me standing there.
 +That man was right in telling me I was a howling jay;
 +I could not go to Morrow, so I guess in town I'll stay.