**Tune:** //The Idiot//, by Stan Rogers
**Lyrics:** //John Barleycorn//, by Jon Berger
**Set:** 4 dancers; 21" (short) sticks; skipping (single steps)
**Source:** Bassett Street Hounds / Karin Howe & Mike Miller
**Chorus:** B(H)-F(L) in pairs, B(H), F(L) in square; 4x
**Figures:** once to yourself/rounds, linear hey/[[dances:border:figures:square-hey|square hey]], linear bombast/[[dances:border:figures:square-bombast|square bombast]]