====== Here's to Beer that Tastes Like Beer ====== by Nick Robertshaw X:1 T:Here's to Beer that Tastes Like Beer C:Nick Robertshaw L:1/4 M:4/4 K:A major "Verse" A>A A E | C E A A | B>c B A | G B E2 | c>d c B | A B c2 | B>c B A | G B E2 || "Chorus" A>A A E | C E A A | B>c B A | G B E2 | c>d c B | A F d2 | c>A B G | A3 z |] **Chorus:** //Here's to beer that tastes like beer! An amber glass of wholesome cheer A noble brew that has no peer Beer that tastes like beer!// For centurys the brewers craft Produced the most exquisite draft When he brews with what he oughter Barley malt, hops, yeast and water. [//chorus//] Let cheese be cheese and bread be bread Don't serve us soap or sponge instead While sausages may cause some fear For goodness sake let beer be beer! [//chorus//] Among the most requested favors Please avoid exotic flavors Fruits and nuts and spices queer Have no place in honest beer! [//chorus//] Oh stay the bung don't drive the spile On concoctions rank with adjuncts vile Cornflakes, rice and rats from sewers Fine for cooks but not for brewers! [//chorus//] So stick with what is good and true A beery tasting, smelling brew Then you'll earn our highest rating Refreshing yet intoxicating! [//chorus//]