====== The Phantom Flasher ======

Tune: "The Keeper"

Now, Dirty Jack with an evil grin, 
He walks the streets of old Wiggin
The police would like a word with him 
He is the Phantom Flasher 

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//Is he here? -- I don't know -- 
Could he be? -- Possible -- 
I think I see him standing next to you -- 
He is the Phantom Flasher

With a hey-down-down -- With a ho-down-down -- 
Hey-down -- Ho-down -- Has he got 'em down? -- 
He is the Phantom Flasher //


The first he flashed, she turned bright red 
The second turned away her head 
"It's so small!" the third one said 
He is the Phantom Flasher 

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One day he flashed the widow Brown 
She went and bought a wedding gown 
She chased him all around the town 
He is the Phantom Flasher 

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Downtown at the Museum of Art 
He went and showed his proper part 
Now he's exposed himself to art 
He is the Phantom Flasher 

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He flashed a co-ed in the park 
With day-glow paint she made her mark 
Now he fluoresces in the dark 
He is the Phantom Flasher 

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