The Phantom Flasher

Tune: “The Keeper”

Now, Dirty Jack with an evil grin,
He walks the streets of old Wiggin
The police would like a word with him
He is the Phantom Flasher

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Is he here? – I don't know –
Could he be? – Possible –
I think I see him standing next to you –
He is the Phantom Flasher

With a hey-down-down – With a ho-down-down –
Hey-down – Ho-down – Has he got 'em down? –
He is the Phantom Flasher

The first he flashed, she turned bright red
The second turned away her head
“It's so small!” the third one said
He is the Phantom Flasher

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One day he flashed the widow Brown
She went and bought a wedding gown
She chased him all around the town
He is the Phantom Flasher

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Downtown at the Museum of Art
He went and showed his proper part
Now he's exposed himself to art
He is the Phantom Flasher

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He flashed a co-ed in the park
With day-glow paint she made her mark
Now he fluoresces in the dark
He is the Phantom Flasher

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