Martin said to his man, “Fie, man, fie!” Martin said to his man, “Who's the fool, now?” Martin said to his man, “Fill thou the cup and I the can.” Thou hast well drunken man, who's the fool now?
I saw the man in the moon… clouting on St. Peter's shoen…
I saw the goose ring the hog… saw the snail bite the dog…
I saw the hare chase the hound… twenty miles above the ground…
I saw the mouse chase the cat… saw the cheese eat the rat…
I saw a flea heave a tree… twenty miles out to sea…
I saw a maid milk a bull… every stroke a bucket full…
I saw the bag buy a round… saw the squire turn it down…
